關於愛，我是個小學生。

Since the past three months I've been invited into the ornate lobby of perfect swing from a persimmon ground level to the titanium podium thanks to my motivation of teaching Chris the Nipple-swiftmover how to play high-profile with social celebrities with adroit single-digit dexterity, the concierge navigation by Brabus introduced by little-oldie Nakata, and, of course, the ernest self commitment to a real pro yielding the dreaming even-pars at will, when I can gloat my ball in powerful ballistic trajectory of each swing without going ballistic, upstaging and even skinning others wayward right at the tee-off.

And this is really pride, golf pride, and that is now grasped firmly in my hands, right hand especially. I would be exhaling all my frustration and discouragement after wedging diligently in the bunker-shaped An-ken Driving Range and being immerged hopelessly by the hazardous Bi-tan troubled water, whose opposite bank is far off the horizon, which now respectively are nothing but a shallow white sand beach in Tahiti and a serene and romantic Lake Louise. That makes my practice worthwhile when I've finally got to enjoy the panorama of the lush course with a sweet clink when my Taylormade whitie sinks in a compact and graceful way. I'm looking foward to December 22nd, a farewell invitational on the course for Victor, a messy blunt search for losing balls, a binge drinking party at the 19th hole to see Johnny driveling, and a dream since long I've been waiting to experience and relish for myself on condition that I do see a rainbow for my own...

But how? Here are the credos I delve in, namely, my swing reminders and practice routines at the moment, of which I will always inspect myself before and after taking up the club:

1. Alignment of target and club head, with the ball half inch right to woods!!! (Michelle Wie)

2. Shoulder-wide stance, bit wider with woods (Dr. Chris Lin)

3. Straight left arm and snuggling right elbow (Seed player Steven)

4. Full range and relaxed take-up, hip turn, and weight shift (Chris Chiou)

5. Thorough fall of right elbow (Tiger Woods), sheer exertion of right hand till right hand has fully stretched, about one foot farther from impact spot (Brabus)

6. Powerful torso rewind with axis muscles (Seed player Steven & Eric Yang)

7. Head keeps stayed as brake for impact momentum and feet remain rooted on which body weight is evenly distributed when impact   (Pers, Xiao Puh, and Dr. Chris Lin)