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reader's digest, its witful jokes, playful yet full of wisdom, always my favorite parfait de la vie...

@ What's the different between a cat and a comma? A cat has claws at the end of paws; A comma is a pause at the end of a clause.

@ What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present? Thanks— I’ll never part with it!

@ Why don’t Calculus majors throw house parties? Because you should never drink and derive.

@ A man tells his doctor, “Doc, help me. I’m addicted to Twitter!”  The doctor replies, “Sorry, I don’t follow you …”

@ Why can’t you explain puns to kleptomaniacs? They always take things literally.

@ How does Moses make tea? He brews.

@ How do you drown a hipster? Throw him in the mainstream.

@ Where are average things manufactured? The satisfactory. 

@ Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. 

@ Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space.

@ A woman in labor suddenly shouted, "Shouldn't! Wouldn't! Couldn't! Didn't! Can't!" "Don't worry," said the doc. "Those are just contractions."

@ Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.

@ Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them. 

@ I invented a new word! Plagiarism!

@ What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.

@ A physicist, biologist and a chemist were going to the ocean for the first time. The physicist saw the ocean and was fascinated by the waves. He said he wanted to do some research on the fluid dynamics of the waves and walked into the ocean. Obviously he was drowned and never returned. The biologist said he wanted to do research on the flora and fauna inside the ocean and walked inside the ocean. He too, never returned. The chemist waited for a long time and afterwards, wrote the observation, "The physicist and the biologist are soluble in ocean water."

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