關於愛，我是個小學生。

people just love keanu, always want to be his maybe, and make him puns... :)

Keanu Reeves as Naproxen: Keanu Aleves.
Keanu Reeves with allergies Keanu Sneeze. 
Keanu Reeves at a funeral: Keanu Bereaves. 
Keanu Reeves as Edward Snowden: Keanu Flees. 
Keanu Reeves saves Christmas: Keanu Wreaths.
Keanu goes to Barnes & Nobles: Keanu reads.
Keanu is having a baby: Keanu conceives.
Keanu Reeves catches a pass from the quarterback: Keanu Receives.
Keanu Reeves endures a particularly bad case of Norovirus: Keanu Heaves.
Keanu Reeves opens Twitter to see these terrible jokes: Keanu leaves.
Keanu Reeves sews a quilt: Keanu Weaves.
Baby Keanu is crying: Keanu Teethes.
Keanu Reeves celebrates Arbor Day: Keanu Trees.
Keanu Reeves as a "cannibal pirate" from Firefly: Keanu Reavers. 
Keanu Reeves sings his favourite songs from his favourite high school musical: Keanu Glees.
Keanu Reeves as a poltergeist: Keanu Peeves. 
Keanu Reeves as a tailor: Keanu Sleeves. 
Keanu Reeves as a pick pocket: Keanu Thieves. 
Keanu Reeves bundling wheat: Keanu Sheaves. 
Keanu Reeves straining pasta: Keanu Sieves.