自強之路

【德文原文】Von der Neue Bürger Zeit, Donnerstag, 17, Juli, 1980
Fernöstlicher Hausarzt
Mehr und mehr Beachtung findet auch hierzulande die Akupunkturbehandlung, deren Anwendung im medizinischen Bereich in fernöstlichen Ländern zur Alltäglichkeit gehört. Die medizinische Leitung des Kurbetriebs untersteht den auch einem Fachmann auf diesem Gegiet, dem aus Taiwan stammenden, seit zwanzig Jahren in der Schweiz ansässigen. Dr. med. Francisco Hsu, der an der Universität Genf den Titel eines Doktors der Medizin und der Chirurgie erworben hat.
Dr. Hsu, so wird erklärt, setzt Akupunktur nur auf Grund genaurer Untersuchungen und Diagnosen in Fällen ein, wo die klassischen Behandlungsmethoden allein nicht zum Ziele führen. Unerlässlich ist dabei die Disziplin des Patienten im allfälligen Verzicht auf verschiedene Genussmittel. Als Zusatzbehandlung schliesslich wird in vielen Fällen die Ozonbehandlung angewandt, als deren Hauptindikationen die venösen und arteriellen Durchblutungsstörungen sowie Erkrankungen der Gelenke bezeichnet werden.

阿鴻不好意思，最近高中生都在準備備審資料，其中的英文自傳，更是惱人。於是我便參加了 ｢順手寫自傳，救救白爛棠｣ 的活動，以助其高中。所以中間抽插一篇自傳翻譯參考，日文只好暫停一次了：

自傳例文中英對照：
一、成長背景與個人性向

Nagging for a thousand times though, I'm still sorry and guilty to see Chris osciliate to make his swing far away in equilibrium, especially when ecountering some buggy games, even against Gabby or moldy Johnny, who is sometimes rusty for lack of brush-ups, or standing in front of a long par 5, seemingly taking out a big cannon to smoke the flag, or strangely sensing a fit of palsy to take up the club right after he just finished a perfect swing as to finish me at a long-distance gambling. Chris was so often frightened by a simple peel of painting falling from his heart, a nuclear power plant known as my coach and co-wirter of 'the grand 14', however, a waste pool at the dark side in light of being a real tough player, which can produce nothing but adrenal as he addresses his ball, making him no balls at all thereafter. Involved messed-up in this calamity-like mingle-mangle, how could I get my dream hi-ends if I just mask myself as an onlooker to schadenfreude Chris devoured by the huge tsunami of frustration? And it is the very compelling reason to write this SOP regardless of staring at piles of books and handouts left unread on my desk, illegally of course:

二火似水，則水火相濟。人非其名，流非其名，是其名者何如？
取木析之置火下，火必盛，名也；名者，表像也。性似水，婉柔環柱，而能折剛，人也；人者，心靈也。雖人非其名，而人名緩急互生、相合相濟，天璣歟？殊不知此神功立萬之礎石也。
細觀此流，甚晦不明；無似有、虛亦實、怯為勇、柔能鋼；動兩儀造化於生剋，行四象消長自無形，至高形上之大器也。僅見一豹，聊以探之其所以榮：
柔如水，左右相依，無我沉浮，榮一也。

1. Have you ever been punished by your parents or teachers for doing something wrong? How? How did you feel about it?
A: Of course yes, and quite often was I punished by them, almost alternatively. Once I didn't put away with my desk after doing homework at my study. I just left it as a mess and went out to play video games with my brother. 
As Dad came back, he came to our study first to see if we have done our assignments well. To his disappointment, he saw nothing but two empty chairs and a desk hit by a huge meteorite just before. I was badly flustered by this, afraid that I might get severe punishement. However, Dad said nothing. He smiled at me and told me it's hard to me to jot down so many key points at class and do so much homework after school. He said all could be understandable. 
Thinking of what Daddy had said, I weeped alone in bed with my brother's snore. I felt so guilty and so sorry for my dad's kind forgiveness. Did my father punish me or not? Well, that is a question. Just as golf playing, for a perfect swing, all you need is perfect joint stacking, rather than a lumbar or thoracic disks slipping. So for perfect education, all you need is inspiration, not abomination aroused by your inefficient punishment.

A (Max): Hi, I-lee. I heard you're going to date a girl in you community, really?
B (Lili): Hello, Max. Well, I'd like to, but in fact I...
C (Dudu): Just cut the crabs, I-lee. I don't think that'll be any output since you're so shy.

感謝高老師協助以下工作事項；沒有您的協助，英文課將無法完整：

課前業務：
1. 高一上字彙評量卷編纂 捷進字彙 I 共 25 回，每回 20 題：U1,2,3,4,5,6,7, 1-7, 8, 9,10,11,12,13,14, 8-14, 15,16,17,18,19,20, 15-20, 1-10, 11-20

以下對話節錄自蓋比的日記：(中翻英)

豬小妹，這次要請我吃什麼啊？

Part I:
The Department of Land Economy

GEPT-Oriented Overview:
1st MidMay-January a1
2nd February-June b3, a4
3rd July-January a8, b11

交通安全標語徵文又開辦了？不會吧？！常看電視就可以參賽了。
因為綜藝節目中，早已暗藏著許多交安的真諦；譬如說：週圍車多，要開慢點兒；紅綠燈前也要小心。遇臨時號誌、救護警鈴須禮讓；當然還有喝酒不開車，開車不喝酒等等警語，盡是不擇台皆可出。交通安全的基本概念，不就是這樣嗎？

偶引四韻為證：

一.家庭背景
我是富貴紅，生長在一個平凡卻充滿歡笑的家庭中。家住新店，成員有四：父親從事金融業，母親是公務人員，於新北市立圖書館任職；哥哥目前是位大三的學生。自幼，父母即用民主的方式管教我們，希望能培養我們獨立自主、主動學習的能力，而父母只要求我們凡事都要盡最大的努力，以免後悔事前沒有認真。這也成為了我的座右銘。父母以嚴以律己的身教做為我的模範，希望我能夠做一個懂得自我約束及處事磊落的人。

學生來自新店，祖籍坪林，祖父及外祖父兼務農，家父服務於私人電機機械中小企業，任職工程師；母親為髮型設計師。弟就讀國立台灣師範大學，尚有一妹，為大豐國小三年級學生。家中小康，生活所需尚不致匱乏，家人相處和樂融洽。

由於大家庭結構所致，與叔伯嫂舅同住，自幼便常見祖母炊煮全家族成員一日之飲食，亦常協同母舅赴市場採買佐料。驚覺菜色種類的繁複、魚肉生鮮的變化組合、又見祖母的巧手慧思，將各樣食材透過細膩的刀章、恰好的火侯，以及細心的烹調，如魔術般變化出一道道美味之佳餚，便深為所引，故經常至廚房協助料理。自此便於餐飲結下不解之緣。

本篇委託人為國片巨著 ｢蒙假｣ 男主角，高帥英挺、瘋流涕躺，不知羨煞多少少女。自從自日本第一大幫派 ｢双口組｣ 淡出後，轉對 ｢起厝｣ 有興趣。個人堅信他蓋的房子，堅若磐石；畢竟他知道要用多少磅數的水泥，才能有效抵擋手榴彈與重機槍的襲擊。
有詩為證：｢清風不識字，何必亂翻書？倘將禮以周，勤敏拙能補。｣

 一、 近程目標：

媽的！沒看過履歷自傳有這麼長的，出書啊？請吃培根漢堡啦！

(1) The Primero, the Unicus
I, Bacon Kao, born on Oct. 17, 1992 in New Taipei City, am the only child in my family, where my dear parents would consume and replace what they all got to make me like a quality sponge, which absorbs anything new and good to me. However, that may well turn into my arrogance, the arrogance of power in my family. Tankfully, such tantrums happened only in my childhood...

我受邀參加一個教育座談，講的是補習教育和大學入學方案，以下是個人的一些見解和網路上的資訊彙整：

1. 何謂補習？
a. 補救不足之學習

宗志期許韋懷中

勳業鴻圖銘善田

粗黑部分為現行高中常用之片語與句型：
After reading the gist of the whole comedy, I realized what so-called the classic should be, the precious legacy orchestrated by Shakespeare, one of the greatest tycoons of English literature, or, to be mentioned more precisely, the morning star of generic civilization of mankind.

Shakespeare's comedy 'The Taming of the Shrew' in his early written works in 1593, which was at the background of new rising bourgeoisies and was of full irony and in sarcasm style for stage play, was performed at the gayest period of Shakespeare's robust career.